OMG WTF!!
so like... heres whats pissing me off
k so like yeah im on the fencing team of my school.
and i only learned how to fence last year... and within about a week of me learning i was able to beat every one on my team... i have a thing for stabbing people in the chest... i just like doing it.
any way.
so like fencing season has started and i dunno maybe its cause i was messing around in practice or some crap... but yeah the coach gets all cold with me.
... so like i miss a day of practice cause i have to go to my gramps's funeral... decent excuse i would say personally. i come back and get bullshit from this little dipshit of a girl who never goes to practice... who's also fat and never goes to practice for shitty reasons... and she's like... "maybe you shouldnt fence this year if you cant make a commitment to the team" then her mate who's like a newbie this year and is just as bad as she joins in... and pretty soon all the lower half of our team along with the newbies are all lecturing me and telling me im really bad and i should quit... WTF!!! i've fucking beaten them all!!! the only reason the coach had me as a C was cause it would be too weird cause i've only been fencing for a year... or so he says.
so like i pretty much just smile and pretend not to be bothered and then i walk off... cause i dont want to get in any more trouble with the coach and shiz.
so like finally the season begins and im like "yo! coolaid lets get out there and kick some ass guys!!" ...
and i'm like all suited up and i take a sneak peak at the score sheet... i aint anywhere on it!! like WTF! ...
so i go to the coach and im like... "coach.... i aint on here" and he turns round and he's like... "yeah well you didnt hand in your medical form so i cant let you play or i might get fired if anything happens to you" and im like... "ok i respect that.... i'll get them forms and then it'll be all cool next game ^^
" .... we horribly lose the game. plus i was the score keeper cause our score keeper didnt show up and the coach was like... "do this and i'll put you somewhere sweet next match" so im like OKAAAY! :3
..... all this time there was this one C fencer girl on our team that was aloud to play ... and well lets call her judy (i dunno in case she reads this im changing her name)
so like... next game comes around and i have all my forms and ... WTF? im still not on the roster... and im just like... "COOOOOAAAAAAACH.... Wtfffffffffff?" and he's like... dont worry i'll let you sub in .... >.> "okay"
so he lets "judy" in again and then theres a B fencer who i shall call banana lady... cause its a cool name... and she like loses her bout... so next time round the coach notices me just sitting there looking bored and chatting to the fallen banana lady ( :3 cause she's awesome and little and secretly thinks im retarded/insane XD) so i go in...
lets just say the other girl didnt even have enough time to touch me before the rest of the team was cheering and i had finished my bout with a win. plus i was subbing for a B so i got the team a nice juicy ol' .75 ^.^ which made me happy.
and like yay we win the match and for the rest of the game i was pretty much shouting and dancing and cheering like a loony for my team
so like next match comes along and banana lady is the score keeper... and im a sub again.... oh yeah and im pretty much hovering over her cause she keeps texting her mates and not paying attention so im doing the score instead of practicing in case i go up...
so like judy suddenly appears in the picture... this girl is like almost less then a C... and the coach has her on as a B! and obviously she loses and thats .75 down the crapper.
so the coach suddenly calls me up and im busy doing the score, so i scurry over and im like half dressed cause those suits are hot and i had no reason to be fully dressed. so he like grumbles at me for not being dressed and puts me up.
.... so yeah like pow pow pow i win and i even get a few wows from the coach and random people i cant see cause im too busy (lol obviously)
.... so like yeah i get off the strip smiling so much my mouth hurts and all this time im having an asthma attack that i cant do anything about cause i left my medicine at home.
so later when we've won i over hear the coach have a little talk with judy and hes telling her how her loss is gonna have to go on my record cause she didnt have her medical slips in yet....
then he goes up to me and is like "congrats your going up on the B strip on your own next time... get ready and practice as much as you can ect..."
course im like "wait! im getting her loss on my record?"
and hes like .... "uuuh yeah she didnt have her medical forms in (ect ect).... your just gonna have to take one for the team this time"
OMFG!!
i love my team... i love fencing... i go to practice and i even gave up the arts committee and writing club and sewing club for the team!!
and now the coach is putting a loss on my record that isnt even mine?
am i that worthless a team member?
why is a C fencer that never wins and doesnt even come to every practice allowed to get away without her forms... but not a fencer that has only ever missed one practice because of a funeral and is B who wins?
When im in the stands im the one cheering the loudest... im the one who comforts people when they lose... i win.
but im obviously not worth jack to the team...
theres like only three and a half people on the team that like me... every one just thinks im a stupid clown thats only good for feeling higher then.